Shake it Sista!
Like some few lazy others, I learn about things that are happening around the world not through the newspaper or news on tv, but through the msn homepage that pops open when I click me magic pointy wand à on my browser. Its so handy since it gives you headlines in those precious few seconds yu have it open before yu move onto the site yu eventually get to. Albeit the articles sometimes may be a tad idiotic and not really worthy of being classified as ‘news item’ but whatever… useless knowledge is sumthng Iv always approved of.
And in todays spotlight we have a Naughty nun! Yuppa…your life somehow just won’t be complete without one of those popping into the news every now and then. Her mum superior apparently got a leetle ticked off with the sudden dancey outburst. Pore liddle ole nunnykin.. *my heart bleeds for the trapped dancer in you!!!*
Although , not always is the news useless… through my trusty msn headlines I also learnt (at the time) that Marlon Brando died, Janet Jackson’s mammary gland made a public apprearance, heard of a very rich girl who loved her dead father so much that she one day decided she wanted tu be a man and went thru with it! (wish id saved the link to that one)
Ok on second thought…I may not have be THAT right about the ‘not-being-useless‘ thing.
Heres another ‘news item’ that shook the world! But this one was something I came across on another newsy site. http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=862060&page=1 I tried feeling sorry for the nasty picture girl.....really did!.. but I just couldn’t help throwing my head back and having a hearty guffaw. Bleah…haunt her for life indeed …welcome to the world of non photogenic people yu lil squeak. (at least you don’t hear lil ole ME being bitter about it :D har har)
But since im a wee bit more partial to msn ill end this post with them
“ do you ever find yourself bored, looking for excitement, wanting to do sumthing more valuable with your time than just watch reruns of FRIENDS? Do you ask yourself ‘where oh where can I find supersilly entertainment?’ Well WE at msn have the answer to your problem! We give you Goat Milk Lady!! Now you can have exclusive never before seen footage of this 90 year old lady milking her goat! Yes that’s right a 90 year old goat milker! All this for ABSOLUTELY FREE!! And if you hurry we’l throw in some still shots of our favourite goat chick too! don’t be the one to miss this exciting offer which can truly change your life. We at msn are here to make your world a brighter day”
…………………………………..(msn doesn’t sue….do they?)
And in todays spotlight we have a Naughty nun! Yuppa…your life somehow just won’t be complete without one of those popping into the news every now and then. Her mum superior apparently got a leetle ticked off with the sudden dancey outburst. Pore liddle ole nunnykin.. *my heart bleeds for the trapped dancer in you!!!*
Although , not always is the news useless… through my trusty msn headlines I also learnt (at the time) that Marlon Brando died, Janet Jackson’s mammary gland made a public apprearance, heard of a very rich girl who loved her dead father so much that she one day decided she wanted tu be a man and went thru with it! (wish id saved the link to that one)
Ok on second thought…I may not have be THAT right about the ‘not-being-useless‘ thing.
Heres another ‘news item’ that shook the world! But this one was something I came across on another newsy site. http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=862060&page=1 I tried feeling sorry for the nasty picture girl.....really did!.. but I just couldn’t help throwing my head back and having a hearty guffaw. Bleah…haunt her for life indeed …welcome to the world of non photogenic people yu lil squeak. (at least you don’t hear lil ole ME being bitter about it :D har har)
But since im a wee bit more partial to msn ill end this post with them
“ do you ever find yourself bored, looking for excitement, wanting to do sumthing more valuable with your time than just watch reruns of FRIENDS? Do you ask yourself ‘where oh where can I find supersilly entertainment?’ Well WE at msn have the answer to your problem! We give you Goat Milk Lady!! Now you can have exclusive never before seen footage of this 90 year old lady milking her goat! Yes that’s right a 90 year old goat milker! All this for ABSOLUTELY FREE!! And if you hurry we’l throw in some still shots of our favourite goat chick too! don’t be the one to miss this exciting offer which can truly change your life. We at msn are here to make your world a brighter day”
…………………………………..(msn doesn’t sue….do they?)
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