Friggin Froggin Fregosoids
What is Ranidaphobia?
a) fear of queens
b) fear of ranidas
c) fear of frogs
d) fear of runners
…………………if you said anything other than option c, thou art in dire need of an encyclopedia. Those things can tell you almost anything.. I even learn some interesting things about the nookie from there…but that’s not my topic for banter right now.. its frogs!
Hear ye! hear ye!!
I speak for the frogs an the tadpoles
For all of ye who enjoy eating frog legs CEASE THAT IMMEDIATELY!!
For all of ye who feed frogs to innocent hungry tadpoles for fucks sake CEASE THAT IMMEDIATELY!!
For all of ye who do anything else I cant think of at the moment to harm frogs or the likes of those creatures CEASE THAT AS WELL
A while back a bunch of people were going on about how we should be saving the frogs.. I was one of them. I think frogs are fascinating creatures. ‘Course I also think that snake bites are exciting, celibacy results in insanity and that theres plenty of life other than that found on earth.
I think everyone has a frog in them.. not a live little amphibian..but ..er..a spiritual frog in them. According to the all knowing internet nature gods mine is a red eyed tree frog.
And now I leave you with some things these hoppy critters do that id advise the average human being:
*FLASH!!! Confuse Your Enemies
Some species have bright colours on their underparts or legs that flash when the frog moves, presumably confusing enemies. (be creative when you do the flashing)
*Bring good luck to family and friends
In Japan, frogs are the symbols of Good Luck. One myth says that bullfrogs are descended from a great ancestor who could suck all the mosquitoes out of a whole room in a single breath! This would keep you much loved by those friends and family members
(The second ones a bit tricky.. but theres no harm in trying..)
a) fear of queens
b) fear of ranidas
c) fear of frogs
d) fear of runners
…………………if you said anything other than option c, thou art in dire need of an encyclopedia. Those things can tell you almost anything.. I even learn some interesting things about the nookie from there…but that’s not my topic for banter right now.. its frogs!
Hear ye! hear ye!!
I speak for the frogs an the tadpoles
For all of ye who enjoy eating frog legs CEASE THAT IMMEDIATELY!!
For all of ye who feed frogs to innocent hungry tadpoles for fucks sake CEASE THAT IMMEDIATELY!!
For all of ye who do anything else I cant think of at the moment to harm frogs or the likes of those creatures CEASE THAT AS WELL
A while back a bunch of people were going on about how we should be saving the frogs.. I was one of them. I think frogs are fascinating creatures. ‘Course I also think that snake bites are exciting, celibacy results in insanity and that theres plenty of life other than that found on earth.
I think everyone has a frog in them.. not a live little amphibian..but ..er..a spiritual frog in them. According to the all knowing internet nature gods mine is a red eyed tree frog.
And now I leave you with some things these hoppy critters do that id advise the average human being:
*FLASH!!! Confuse Your Enemies
Some species have bright colours on their underparts or legs that flash when the frog moves, presumably confusing enemies. (be creative when you do the flashing)
*Bring good luck to family and friends
In Japan, frogs are the symbols of Good Luck. One myth says that bullfrogs are descended from a great ancestor who could suck all the mosquitoes out of a whole room in a single breath! This would keep you much loved by those friends and family members
(The second ones a bit tricky.. but theres no harm in trying..)
posted by menopausal_ballerina at 8:28 AM
2 Comments:
nice article but u could have writtin a bit more on how you think frogs could be saved ....... i appreciate your concern too for them jumpy creatures.
hope you can do somthin for then in de future
ME LIKEE....ME IS GONNA TRY FLASHING FIRST AND THEN TRY THE SUCKING BIT ;) BAMAPANA, YOU RULE GIRL!
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